Snow Boo-ku

In honor of this lovely weather we're having (insert eye roll here), I have written some snowy themed Boo-ku.

Cranky from the snow
Boo would not be so cranky
Lounging in Cali.

Snow, you make me sick
Winter refuses to end
Somebody kill me.

Some say it's pretty
I say it looks like dog shit
White, fluffy dog shit.

So white and fluffy
Tickles and melts on my tongue
Wish it were cocaine.

Snow, snow, snow, snow, snow
Snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow, snow
Snow, snow, snow, snow: FUCK!