Boo-ku

Once bag is open

Animal cracker won’t stop

Into my mouth – CHOMP!

Bible tell story

Sounds like a bunch of horse shit

Peter was a chump.

Once married to God

Said outfit made butt look big

Left Him for Satan.

Black tea in morning

Strong, caffeinated, and hot

Made for cranky Boo.

Dog and Butterfly

Such mediocre froo-froo

Play Barracuda.

Why cannot we see

Easter Bunny Spear Jesus?

Now, that’s the spirit.

Angry at the band

Cancelled concert and my plans

To rock night away.

Conference calls: SNORE

I would rather watch paint dry

Or go back to bed.

Cali co-worker
Asked "What the heck is walleye?"
Ah, seriously?

Called it Boo Haiku
But Lance suggested "boo-ku"
So, Boo-ku it is.